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Completely suan-ed my dad today.

Dad: "Take care of my bird (pet bird, not the underneath one). I go bathe."
Me: "Take care of it yourself.
Dad: "Why can't you just look after it for awhile? He's my FUTURE CHAMPION. (wth)"
Me "EH WTH LA. YOU CARE SO MUCH ABOUT THAT DAMNED BIRD, FIRST THING COME BACK FROM WORK, U GO BATHE THAT BIRD IN OUR KITCHEN BASIN. TELL ME, THAT BIRD CAN STUDY? CAN WORK? GROW UP CAN TAKE CARE OF YOU? ITS JUST A USELESS PEICE OF SHIT." (at that very moment I wanted to say "FUCK YOU DAD!", but I kinda held back.

Dad went speechless.

Fuck him downside up.

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